I went looking for a new car this week.  It is a fairly invigorating procedure, like hunting wildebeests or something.  Once you find your prey, you have to go in for the kill.  You know, kick the tires, lift the hood, remove a stick or two and generally act like I know what the hell I am talking about (which I don’t by the way).  The guy I am buying it from could tell me all sorts of things about the springs and the struts or the tires and the axles.  He could be telling me lie after lie, and I would fall for it hook line and muffler.

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