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Saturday, 30 January 2010 15:26

Act II

Scene I


A dark and dingy basement, candles astrewn the walls, a vapour hangs in the air like tendrils of the Medusa, alive and forever floating.


Aleyn is sitting, alone with a drink in hand (odds on, its scotch).

Enter Lenzius.


Aleyn

Hark, who enters my humble abode?


Lenzius

It is I, Aleyn, your friend and confidante, Lenzius.

Speaketh with you I must.

For my mind is clouded and my soul troubled.


Aleyn

Yes my comrade, your face is flux with feeling

Please, poureth yourself a glass full of healthy scatch

Siteth down and rest yourself awhile.

Now then, what so vexes thee?

Lay out your plight so that by the grace of the heavens

An elucidation may findeth us


Lenzius

Alas, I cannot!

My mouth moves not; words flee from my wits.

Allow me a moment.

Even now my loins fill with hope from this liquid of miracles

Despair is taking flight.

The blood within my veins is now flowing

Like that of a current swift and true.

But yet, my mouth quivers not.


Aleyn

Ahh, yay.

A vapour will liberate that which cannot emerge.

For we know not what the hookah knows.

Its knowledge is vast

Like the very heavens above

And its wisdom deep as the deepest gorge

Once the hookah takes light,

Its power you will feel

Allow it to take flight within you.


Lenzius

Will it reveal that which is not in me?


Aleyn

No dear comrade

It encompasses all that dwells in your person

And releases it.

Free of hatred and full of vitality.


Lenzius

Ahh yay, I feel its sway.

It surrounds me and permeates my flesh

This vapour feels not the harmful

But the essence of the universe

All contained within this gentle fog.


Aleyn

Heaven and hell combined,

Hell the summit, and heaven drowned in water

The vapour emerging forms the land

Meandering and evolving like the

Earth herself displayed in full glory

By the radiance of the hookah.

Now what matter troubles your psyche?

Is it the wrath of a woman?


Lenzius

Alas, no!  But scare me not with such questions!

The crown of the land has been offered it seems.

He takes it not.  For his strength is lack.


Aleyn

You speak of Harper?


Lenzius

Yay.   He is mad.

Control of the whole is within his grasp

The people will soon decide

To the folly of us all.


Aleyn

Yes, but what of the other?

Does Ignatiuff not pose the challenger?


Lenzius

Alas, I think not!

Weak.  Divided, they are

Fighting amongst themselves like rats over meat.

And whence the meat is gone, they shall turn on each other

Friend or foe; there is no distinction

Hungry or not, they devour themselves

For years numbering ten, doom shall be their dessert

Doom for them, and doom for us I fear.


Aleyn

Hope escapes you.

A long time ten years is.

You say the side of red are like rats.

Propose I do, that all are like rats

Red and blue.

Hubris, for Harper, will be his downfall.

See this you must?!


Lenzius

Nay, I do not!

See a road bathed in red

Running deep with the blood of the downtrodden

While low men who believe they are high

Ride about in vessels letting the populace drown

Save the people they can, but they care not for the lives of others

Only for the cleaniness of their own robes.

This is our course my friend.

The paths to hell.


Aleyn

Your words make me sad Lenzius

I cannot hold true to your sights

Hope there must be in Ignatiuff.

I foresee the tides turning to him

Citizens no longer fooled by Harper's parlour tricks

They will soon see through his vapour and mirrors

But after that it is unclear.

Thick haze the future is.

I am only slightly less scared then of the other path.

Perhaps blood greets us down both

But I do believe he must win the favour of the people once

Before the end is nigh.

Lenzius

For the Ides of January are a perilous time.

Both our eyes see the same end but different trails

That take us to the hideous ending


Aleyn

Yes my comrade. The case seems thus

You for the blue; I for the red.

But both bring us to death.

Only in ourselves can we hold true

To the principles in the vapour.

Obvious to those that can see

But hidden to those with mind closed

The vapour says that for our own salvation

Interesting we must make things

Declare a victor we shall

And thusly expose a loser

To the conqueror, between you and I

A fine bottle of scatch.

The best money can buy

Lenzius

A wager, is it?


Aleyn

Yay, a wager to temper the fields of blood

While we drown in conclusion

We shall dine on scatch first.

Allow our ends to be by our own means

What say you?


Lenzius

This gives me hope,

While the closing stage will be dyer

At least it can be sweet and malty as well.

Highland Park 18 year, a very fine scotch be it

I have yet to sip its strength

But know its energy would sustain a lesser man

Knowing that the vapour makes us mighty

Allowing us to climb the mountains of the gods


Aleyn

Yes, well chosen good sir

Decree it thusly that the bottle will reside

For one years hence in my abode.

Where I shall protect it with all my being.

Whence the Ides of January arrive upon us once more,

The bottle shall be taken from here and placed by your hearth

Where you will be its guardian

Until the end of years numbering ten from now.

Or perhaps sooner, if luck may find me first.


Lenzius

Agree with these terms I do

May it be written for the ages


Aleyn

May it be so.

And may the vapour of the hookah

Follow us to our earthly demise

Only to find us again in heaven.

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